Top Five Questions for Windsurfing Santas:
Five: How do you adjust your footstraps to fit those booties?
Four: What qualities do you look for in a rigging elf?
Three: Do you have a drysuit on under that thing?
Two: Is it true that Mrs. Claus is learning to kite?
One: Waist Harness or Seat?
Merry Christmas!
(Inspired by/stolen from The Horse’s Mouth.)
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