From: Michael
To: Bill
cc: Andy (Lost In Hatteras)
Subject: Water temps
(turn on your Ahnold Schwarzenegger text readers please. Thank you.)
Gentlemen, you are girlymen! Whining about the water because it is a little cool:
“icy 48 degree",
“45 degree water is tough"
You do not know what cold is! The Long Island windsurfer is sailing in 38 degrees. We look forward to 45 degrees…that will be balmy!
We real men like the air above 30 degrees, and no floating ice in the water (though we’ve sailed through slush.) Give me a drysuit and dermatone, and if it splashes, I’ll shred on it!
You are girlymen, I say!
(Yo guys…I’m still looking forward to sailing with you fellas down OBX way in April!)
(Image left: With the water just a few degrees above freezing, the Long Island windsurfer is not surprised to brush ice off of his or her gear at the end of a winter sesh.)
Image right: Tropical conditions make the Outer Banks an aquatic playground even in winter. Water temp maps from Weather Underground.)


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