When my DaKine Thermoform bit the dust a few months ago, my good friend and OG Puffin Steve gave me his waist harness. He’s a seat harness man, but found himself harnessless in Bonaire and bought the best thing he could find: a Neil Pryde FreeSurf waist harness. Now its mine. And it drives me nuts.
The thing has too many bells and whistles. Furthermore these bells and whistles (by which I mean straps and flaps) not only do absolutely nothing, they squirrel around and get in the way, popping out from behind the bar after an hour of windsurfing. After several sessions I joked that I was going to start cutting all the extraneous crap off of the thing, but after a few more sessions I actually resolved to do it.
So I am.
In the interest of science I’ve decided to do the amputations as a series; I’m not lopping off every offending part at the outset, in case I discover that some of them actually are (or were) valuable.
The first doohickey marked for death was the little strap that attaches to the harness belt, and all the associated clips and rings that hold it in place. Understand that as the belt holds the harness on the windsurfer when the hook is disconnected, and even if this harness had no belt (or if the belt failed) this strap is too flimsy to hold the harness in place, it is utterly redundant. So I cut it off a week ago. Here are the sad little pieces:
I have sailed with the modified harness once, and no ill effects were noticed on the water or on land. I showed my handiwork to Peconic Jeff, who couldn’t figure out where the strap had been. When I showed him, he took a long puzzled look and then said “what did it do?”
And so on.
So the first stage of cutting the nonsense off of the Neil Pryde harness is complete, and appears to be a complete success. Unfortunately the removal of that silly strap did not alleviate problems created by another extraneous part…worse than extraneous; really…perhaps it’s a factory error. I’ll be cutting that off next, and then we’ll see if the harness is just ridiculously designed, or if I’m a fool. (Okay we know I’m a fool, but maybe not about this harness…)
Stay tuned.


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