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Christian Charles has made a movie.   It’s got my wife Sally pacing (“I’m so tense”) and me very, very, happy I am married. Dating can get you killed (or worse)!   It's called Happy and Bleeding.

Dori is searching for true love. She wants to be swept off her feet. She’s a looker…she draws the guys, but she hasn’t found Him yet. Then she meets Norman. He could be the one. Dori feels a connection, and after a few months of dating invites him to spend a long weekend at her place upstate. He accepts.

This is a profound mistake.

I’m not going to tell you what happens then. Take 1/3 Fatal Attraction, 1/3 Misery, and 1/3 Christian’s own wonderfully twisted mind, and add M. Emmet Walsh with a shotgun.

Happy and Bleeding completely freaked Sally out. Me…like I said, I’m just happy I’m married. I’m also glad I saw it as a screener on a television.   Don’t know if I could handle it on the movie theater screen. It hasn't been released yet, but when it is I'll ask Peconic Jeff for his big-screen take.  He's young and strong.

Yep…Christian has made a movie.    Bleeding…for sure!  Happy?

(There's a web site for Happy and Bleeding…check it out.)

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8 responses to “Happy and Bleeding…Hot Girl Horror Show”

  1. 7isgood Avatar
    7isgood

    Love it!

  2. Christian Avatar
    Christian

    Thanks for your kind words of support and I’m glad I could provide you with an evening of unsettling entertainment.
    We’re out looking for support for the film at the moment so please, one and all, visit the site and LIKE us and I promise I’ll never pass you if we find ourselves out on the water together (although there’s very little chance of me passing anyone anyway).

  3. Jeff Schultz Avatar

    Happy (big waves) and bleeding (big shorebreak) is how I emerged from Sunday’s SUP session (with Christian, I may add).
    Emerging from a screening of “Happy and Bleeding”, however, was a different story. I had a reaction more like Sally’s. I have since not dated, and have decided to stay married to the sea. Much safer that way.

  4. Jill Avatar
    Jill

    Does the sea have room for one more????

  5. o docker Avatar

    This isn’t another one of those boy meets girl, boy needs transfusion
    movies, is it?

  6. Christian Avatar
    Christian

    No vampires, werewolves, spacemen or characters from the pages of a comic book. Just plain old crazy.

  7. Kevin O'Shea Avatar
    Kevin O’Shea

    how does one sign up to be a screener?

  8. christian Avatar
    christian

    perhaps a long island windsurfers only screener? with beers?

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